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       Posted by INDEMAND Posted February 11, 2010 View Comments 0      
The Greatest Poker Play EVER!

Two couples were playing cards one evening.
John accidentally dropped some
cards on the floor. When he bent down under
the table to pick them up, he
noticed that Bill's wife's legs were wide
apart, and she wasn't wearing
any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon
trying to sit back up again,hit
his head on the table & emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen
to get another drink. Bill's wife followed
& asked, "Did you see
anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that,
well, indeed he did. She
said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost
you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the
financial situation as well as
the moral costs of this offer, John says that
he is indeed interested.

She tells him that since her husband, Bill,
works Friday afternoons & John
doesn't, that John should be at her house
around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at
Bill's house for the planned
time at 2 pm sharp & after paying her the
agreed upon $500, they went to
the bedroom & completed their sexual
transaction as Sue had promised.

Afterwards, John quickly dressed & left. As
usual, Bill came home from
work at 6pm & upon entering the house, asks
his wife abruptly, "Did John
come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump
in her throat, Bill's wife
answered,"Why yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon".
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her
husband curtly asked, "And did he
give you $500?". In terror, she assumed that
somehow he had found out, &
after mustering up her best poker face,
replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
did give me $500".

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face,
surprised his wife by
saying,"Good, I was hoping he did. John came
by the office this morning &
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd
stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home & pay me back."


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