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       Posted by CUPID Posted August 31, 2009 View Comments 2      
himicide, PMS and armed

Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner

whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not

bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that

I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life

as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all

females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all

females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least

one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest


has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ....... I think not..

by EASYLOVER on January 26, 2010

Numbers can be right. But we are in this website just to share .

I'll write it with few words. Here it goes:

Evrytime I attend a party or meet a girl I'm sure we will meet again and I'm always ready for pleasing anyway.

I enjoy life even though I'm by myself but it's an awesome inner feeling.  that's it.

by DAYJO on January 26, 2010

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