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       Posted by WICKEDWOLF Posted on October 21, 2008 View Comments 0      
in honour of the stupid people
In  case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through  stupidity,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. 


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert  (printed on bottom) --
'Do not turn upside down.' 
(well....duh,  a bit late, huh!)


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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- 
'Warning: contains  nuts.'
(talk about a news  flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough  Medicine --
'Do not  drive a car or operate machinery after taking
this medication.' 
(We could do  a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just  get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) 

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On Marks &Spencer Bread  Pudding --
'Product  will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought?Huh?...) 


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On a Sears hairdryer -- 
Do not use while  sleeping. 
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos -- 
You could be a  winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?) 


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On a bar of Dial soap -- 
'Directions: Use  like regular soap.'
(and that would be???....) 


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On some Swanson  frozen dinners --
'Serving suggestion: Defrost.' 
(but, it's  just a suggestion.)



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On  packaging for a Rowenta iron --
'Do not iron clothes on body.' 
(but wouldn't  this save me time?) 



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On  Nytol Sleep Aid --
'Warning: May cause drowsiness.' 
(..I'm taking  this because???.....)


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On most brands of Christmas  lights --
'For  indoor or outdoor use only.'
(as opposed to what?) 


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On a Japanese food processor  --
'Not to be used  for the other use.'
(now, somebody out there,  help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


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On an American Airlines  packet of nuts --
'Instructions: Open packet, eat  nuts.'
(Step  3: say what?)


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On a child's Superman  costume --
'Wearing  of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
(I don't blame the company. I  blame the parents for this one.)


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On a Swedish chainsaw -- 
'Do not attempt to  stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
(Oh my God..was there a lot  of this happening somewhere?)