In  case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through  stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.  On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert  (printed on bottom) --'Do not turn upside down.'  (well....duh,  a bit late, huh!)==========================  On Sainsbury's peanuts --  'Warning: contains  nuts.'(talk about a news  flash)===========================  On Boot's Children Cough  Medicine --'Do not  drive a car or operate machinery after takingthis medication.'  (We could do  a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just  get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)  ==========================  On Marks &Spencer Bread  Pudding --'Product  will be hot after heating.'(...and you thought?...)  =======================On a Sears hairdryer --  Do not use while  sleeping.  (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)====================================  On a bag of Fritos --  You could be a  winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)  ===========================  On a bar of Dial soap --  'Directions: Use  like regular soap.'(and that would be???....)  ============================  On some Swanson  frozen dinners --'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'  (but, it's  just a suggestion.)========================On  packaging for a Rowenta iron --'Do not iron clothes on body.'  (but wouldn't  this save me time?)  ==============================On  Nytol Sleep Aid --'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'  (..I'm taking  this because???.....)==============================On most brands of Christmas  lights --'For  indoor or outdoor use only.'(as opposed to what?)  ==========================  On a Japanese food processor  --'Not to be used  for the other use.'(now, somebody out there,  help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)==============================  On an American Airlines  packet of nuts --'Instructions: Open packet, eat  nuts.'(Step  3: say what?)===========================  On a child's Superman  costume --'Wearing  of this garment does not enable you to fly.'(I don't blame the company. I  blame the parents for this one.)========================  On a Swedish chainsaw --  'Do not attempt to  stop chain with your hands or genitals.'(Oh my God..was there a lot  of this happening somewhere?)