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       Posted by WICKEDWOLF Posted on November 30, 2007 View Comments 2      
25 Ways to know you are in the Lifestyle

1.You see a really hot girl walking down the street and you say to yourself "I wonder if she'll do my wife!"

2.Every bottle of liquor in your house has a big sticker with your membership number or couple name on it.

3.You are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come
home at 4am on Sat nights/Sunday morning and have a Freshly F*cked

4.Your closet is filled with 5" high heeled shoes... and you have more lingerie than most department stores.

5.You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi

6.You go to Jamaica once a year and "Hedo" means something to you.

7.You are running out of reasons to tell your "normal" friends why you can't go out with them

8.At work, when someone tells of a risqué adventure, most are shocked or stunned and you say "Cool!

9.All of a sudden.. you have friends in Minnesota, Utah, West Virginia, and New Mexico.

10.You are sending out online Christmas cards to people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and xoticcouple

11.Your nightstand drawer is full of bar napkins with couples names and phone numbers.

12.Many of your pictures are from different hotel rooms and in quite a few you have a convention wristband on.

13.You only know couples by their first names and e-mail addresses.

14.You spend more time grooming your privates than most porn stars.

15.You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing you can wear.

16.You both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street!

17.You never open the garage door until you're in the car with the doors closed.

18.At the gym shower you're the only one with shaved balls

19.Wondering how to explain to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on
a Saturday night carrying over night bags,blankets, pillows and don't
leave until early Sunday afternoon.

20.Your kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommy already has her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom every Saturday night.

21.When going to a strip club with your guy friends, instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

22.You come home with that "there's something about Mary" hairstyle.

23.You have a lot of friends all over the world.

24.Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit relatives you look up couples in the area.

25.Giggling to yourself at the office when your coworkers tell you how wonderful their weekend was...If they only knew!!!!In here the text, description, location etc
       Posted by SK2 Posted on November 23, 2007 View Comments 0      

This Year's First Christmas Joke
> Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
> pearly
> gates.
> "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess
> something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
> He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
> "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
> He shook them and said, "They're bells."
> Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
> finally
> pulled out a pair of women's panties.
> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
> what
> do those symbolize?? The man replied, "These are Carols."
> And So The Christmas Season Begins......

       Posted by SK2 Posted on November 8, 2007 View Comments 0      

  A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."
The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

       Posted by SK2 Posted on November 8, 2007 View Comments 0      

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"