> >There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone." So named

> >because He had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked

everyone

> >not to call Him Onestone.

> >

> >After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,

> >"If Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got

> >around and nobody called him that any more.

> >

> >Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good

> >morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into

> >the forest where He made love to her all day and all night.

> >He made love to her all the next Day, Until Blue Bird died from

> >exhaustion.

> >

> >

> >The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

> >

> >Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a

> >woman named Yellow Bird returned to the

> > village after being away for many years.

> >

> >Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,

> > was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

> >She hugged him & said, "Good to see you,Onestone."

> >Onestone Grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made

> >love to her all day, made love to her all night, made

love

> >to her all the next day, made Love to her all the next night,

> > but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

> >

> >What is the moral of this story?????

> >

> >OH, come on...take a guess!

> >

> >

> >

> >Think about it

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >You're going to love this!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >And the moral is...

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >You can't kill two birds with one stone!