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       Posted by HOTTEXANS Posted on March 26, 2007 View Comments 15      
Sacrifice for the War

Liberals must stop saying President Bush hasn't asked Americans to sacrifice for the war on terror. On the contrary, he's asked us to sacrifice something enormous. Our civil rights.

       Posted by NIPPY6781 Posted on March 22, 2007 View Comments 4      
Track a mobile phone anywhere in the world
In here the text, description, location etc
       Posted by HOTTEXANS Posted on March 20, 2007 View Comments 1      
Hospital Blood

"Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, was admitted to a Washington hospital yesterday for a heart procedure. They said this is the first time in medical history that the patient had more blood on his hands than the surgeon."

       Posted by NIPPY6781 Posted on March 14, 2007 View Comments 13      
Which Superhero are you?

http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain/

       Posted by RUMOUR Posted on March 14, 2007 View Comments 0      
Peanut?

Little Lucy gets home from school and finds her mum (mom) in the kitchen. As she unpacked her school bag, she started to chat. "Hey mum, Johnny showed me his willie today" Of course, Mum was a little shocked, but tried to make light of it. "Uh huh Lucy" she said. Lucy continues... "It was like a peanut mum". Still shocked, mum tried to be cool... " Errr...You mean small?" To which Lucy replied."No mum, it tasted salty!!"

       Posted by WICKEDWOLF Posted on March 10, 2007 View Comments 0      
sex around the world
enjoyhttp://www.jokeroo.com/ecards/funny/worldorgasms.htm
       Posted by STRETCH1 Posted on March 7, 2007 View Comments 1      
AN INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE

 


> >There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone." So named


> >because He had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked


everyone


> >not to call Him Onestone.


> >


> >After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,


> >"If Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got


> >around and nobody called him that any more.


> >


> >Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good


> >morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into


> >the forest where He made love to her all day and all night.


> >He made love to her all the next Day, Until Blue Bird died from


> >exhaustion.


> >


> >


> >The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.


> >


> >Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a


> >woman named Yellow Bird returned to the


> > village after being away for many years.


> >


> >Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,


> > was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.


> >She hugged him & said, "Good to see you,Onestone."


> >Onestone Grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made


> >love to her all day, made love to her all night, made


love


> >to her all the next day, made Love to her all the next night,


> > but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


> >


> >What is the moral of this story?????


> >


> >OH, come on...take a guess!


> >


> >


> >


> >Think about it


> >


> >


> >


> >


> >You're going to love this!


> >


> >


> >


> >


> >And the moral is...


> >


> >


> >


> >


> >


> >You can't kill two birds with one stone!