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       Posted by NEWNREADY Posted on June 14, 2011 View Comments 7      
After 20 Years...

A vanilla friend just texted me this, and I had to share...

After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband used a dildo on her the entire time.

Angry, she stormed into the living room while he was watching TV with the kids and said, "Explain the dildo, you bastard!"

The husband calmly turned to her and said, "Explain the kids, Bitch!"