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       Posted by CUNABIT03 Posted on December 18, 2006 View Comments 4      
30 things that made me laugh..

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.


2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.


3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!


4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.


5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.


7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me


8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.


10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.


11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.


13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.


14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.


15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?


17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!


18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.


19.. Procrastinate !!!    Now !!!


20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?


21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.


22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance


23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!


24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.


25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.


26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.


27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.


28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.


29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.


30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

       Posted by NIPPY6781 Posted on December 17, 2006 View Comments 1      
How Cool Are You?

Its essential to turn up the volume to this link and concentrate hard. See if you can spot the error nearing the end.


http://www.livevideo.com/video/B5E67A9DE62C4C5AB20B7E8835141B08/peeping+shower+window.aspx


 

       Posted by RANDY2SOME Posted on December 14, 2006 View Comments 0      
blondes review of the past year

January-Took scarf back to shop because it was too tight.


February-Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLO bottles won't fit in typewriter.


March-Got really excited... finished jigsaw in 6 months, box said 2-4 years.


April-Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out...


May-Tried to make kool-aid (whatever that is) wrong instructions on packet...8 cups of water will not fit into those little packets.


June-Tried to go water-skiing... bummer... couldn't find lake with a slope.


July-Lost breast stroke swimming competition..found out later other swimmers cheated as they used their arms.


August-Got locked out of car in rainstorm... car got swamped as soft-top was open.


September-The capital of England is "E"... isn't it.


October-Hate m&m's.. they are soo hard to peel.


November-Burned turkey... baked it for 4 1/2 days...it said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108.


December-Couldn't call 911... duhhh ...like there is no "eleven" button on the phone.

       Posted by NAWTEEZ Posted on December 13, 2006 View Comments 12      
Rugby

Is anyone up for rugby this weekend?