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       Posted by MICMICHAEL Posted on April 30, 2010 View Comments 1      
The pearly Gates
Bob & Judy were Married for 30 years. Suddenly Judy becomes ill and is admitted to the Hospital.  She expires after a week and ends up at the pearly gates where Peter, states that she will need to pass a test to enter heaven.  All the while, the family that have gone before are behind the heavenly fence encouraging her.  Saint Peter asks her to spell love. Judy says L...O..V......E, and peter is happy as he admits her to her family.  Ten years pass, while partying all the while. Then Peter asks Judy to "man" the gates for awhile as he has a meeting "with the Lord". Judy asks "do I need to spell the word love?" And Peter "he is sure she will do fine".  Judy "mans" the gate and has seven newcomers spell and then enter. Just then she notices her husband of ten years previous, next in line. Bob says "honey", Judy greets him with "baby". Judy goes on about the ten years she has spent in heaven and then asks Bob what he has been doing the last ten years?. Bob says well honey " remember when you got sick in the hospital and that nurse came in while in the hospital? And judy interjects "oh, the Blond pretty one"? Bob says "yah, well she was so touched by your death, she came to the funeral, we talked a little, we went out for coffee and one thing led to another and we got Married. Then the next week, I won the state lottery of 25 million bucks. Judy interjects, "geez, when we were Married, we were alway dirt poor".  Bob goes on about the mansion bought, the trips around the world and the fun he has had. Bob then stops and asks "what he has to do to enter?".  Judy thinks awhile and tells him he has to spell a word.  Bob excitedly asks "what he has to spell?" and Judy blithely says "Czechoslovakia"! 
       Posted by INDEMAND Posted on April 15, 2010 View Comments 0      
Mother Daughter Threesome!

Joe was drinking at a bar the other night and noticed an older lady drinking alone as well.

After his second drink hethought she must be about 55 or 60, and was probably very hot when she was younger.

After his third drink, she was looking better.

After his fourth drink, he was thinking I bet she has a HOT daughter...

On his fifth drink he asked the bar tender to send her one as well.

After is sixth drink she was smiling at him, so he bought them another round....

On his eight drink, he went over and started talking to her and telling her how sexy she was.

She whispered in his ear that she wanted to get him back to her place. 

To add to the incentive, she asked if he had ever had a Mother Daughter Threesome.

His wildest dream had just come true, so he breathlessly said that he would love to.

Luckily she lived only a block away.

Stiff with anticipation he followed, they walked in the door and to the stairs.



She flipped on the light and yelled upstairs, "Mom WAKE UP, I have another one!!"

 

       Posted by INDEMAND Posted on April 7, 2010 View Comments 0      
Why single women are skinny....

Single women come home, go to the refrigerator, look inside and think..

"Nah, I dont want those pounds on my ass" then go to bed.



Married women come home, go to the bedroom, look inside and think

"Nah, I dont want those pounds on my ass" then go to the refigerator.
       Posted by FINEFUN4US Posted on April 5, 2010 View Comments 0      
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY


WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their ass is too fat......... ...
10% of women think their ass is too skinny...... ....
The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.