>An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for
>two months.
>Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
>The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
>
>
>Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
>this to you? I want to know!"
>
>The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
>Ferrari Stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
>with grey Hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of
>the Ferrari and enters the house.
>
>He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
>tells
>them:
>
>
>"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
>marry
>
>Her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
>
>
>I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
>life.
>
>
>Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
>
>Townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account.
>
>
>If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
>
>£4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
>£2,000,000 each.
>
>
>However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do.
>What do you suggest?"
>
>
>At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand
>firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
>
>
>
>"You shag her again."
>
>