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       Posted by BOBJANE77 Posted June 29, 2007 View Comments 0      
The funeral suit
A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her
husband´s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to
be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn´t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he´s wearing?"
"No," she insists. "It must be a blue suit." She then gives him a blank
check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director, "That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?"
He says, "Actually, it didn´t cost anything. The funniest thing
happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one
wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same
size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were
buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So, I switched the heads."

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