A human and Martian couple decided to swing in separate rooms. As they finished and went there ways, a guy from human couple asked his wife: - How was that? Did you enjoy it? - Yes, replied his wife, these Martians are great lovers.... As we were fucking I told the Martian - I wish his dick was a little longer, he twisted his right ear and his dick grew longer... Then I told him - I wish his dick was a little thicker, now he twisted his left ear and his dick grew thicker... - I'll be damned, exclaimed her husband... Ad I'm thinking.... Why the hell in a world the Martian girl was ripping my ears off !!!???