Little Lucy gets home from school and finds her mum (mom) in the kitchen. As she unpacked her school bag, she started to chat. "Hey mum, Johnny showed me his willie today" Of course, Mum was a little shocked, but tried to make light of it. "Uh huh Lucy" she said. Lucy continues... "It was like a peanut mum". Still shocked, mum tried to be cool... " Errr...You mean small?" To which Lucy replied."No mum, it tasted salty!!"