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       Posted by BEEFNBUNY Posted May 28, 2006 View Comments 1      
My most recent visit to the hardware store

Be Careful 

I don't know how many of you shop at the Hardware store, but this may be useful to know.



 

I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.


 

This happened to me at Hardware Store, and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 25 year-old girls come over as you are loading what you bought into your car or truck. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.


When you thank them and offer them a tip, the say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Hardware store. You agree, and they get in your back seat.



On the way, they start making out and touching each other.
 

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.


 

 



Even though they only got $20 in my wallet.


I had my wallet stolen on Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Sunday, and also yesterday.

So please be careful!


THE BEEF



 




 


by NIPPY6781 on May 28, 2006

Someone just called from 1975 and want their joke back...




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I kid! I kid!


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