Harley Davidson died and went to Heaven and was boasting to God about how he had created the best motorbike in the world. God disagreed, saying "Hondas, Yamahas, Ducattis, BMWs were better designed bikes.  Harley said "What do you know about design? You created women and look at the problems we have with them".  God replied "Ahem! I think you'll find there arew a lot more men riding my creation than yours!"