AS A THOUGHTFUL PARTNER,THE MAIN REASON I SUGGESTED SWINGING TO MY WIFE IS SO SHE CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO WHEN I FALL ASLEEP.

REMEMBER DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY, INSTEAD PET THE SWEATY....

WHY DO MEN ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE THEIR PENIS BIGGER ? MY PENIS IS BIG ENOUGH FOR ME AND I COME EVERYTIME.......

WHY DON'T BLONDES IN SAN FRANCISCO WEAR MINISKIRTS ???

CUZ THEIR BALLS HANG OUT.....

WHY DO DOGS LICK THEIR BALLS ?? CUZ THEY CAN

BE SINCERE EVEN IF YOU DON'T MEAN IT.....

ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH EVEN WHEN YOU LIE.....

I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER, IF SPEED IS A CRITERIA.....

SOME LINES NOT TO USE IF YOU WANT TO GET SOME........

YOU KNOW YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR BEING SO HEAVY...

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER....

I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH A WOMAN SINCE MY RESTRAINING ORDER...

I LIKE BEING FAT, YOU CAN BE NAKED AND STILL HAVE POCKETS...

DOES THAT DRESS COME IN YOUR SIZE ??

WITH SUCH PRETTY BLONDE HAIR WHY DO YOU DYE YOUR ROOTS BLACK ???

WOMEN MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT CHILDBIRTH, YOU KNOW I HAD A KIDNEY STONE ONCE....

IT IS AMAZING HOW MUCH HAIR YOU CAN GROW ON YOUR BACK AND ASS....