June 22, 2009
Kid in the Closet
On One Afternoon a wife decides to have her lover over for "fun in the afternoon". Just as they engage, the husband comes up the driveway and the lover grabs his clothes to dress in the closet and escape later. As the lover is dressing he hears a small voice in the end of the closet..."it's dark in here". The lover asks "who are you" and the cpls 8 year old says "I skipped school & hid all day in the closet". The boy says "I have a baseball" and the lover says "oh that's nice". The kid says "want to buy it or I could tell my father", the lover asks how much and the kid says "$250 bucks". The lover states "that's robbery" but pays the kid and escapes the premisis. The next week comes and the same scenario ensues. The kids starts "it's dark in here", the lover says " what's do you have to sell this week". the kid says "he has a baseball mitt". The lover asks "how much" and the kid says"$750 dollars". At which the lover almost blows everything but gives in and pays the kid. The next weekend the kid's Dad says "hey son, let's throw the ball around" and the kid says he can't because he sold his ball & mitt. The dad asks what he got for them and the kid says $1000 dollars. The father says that's great but way to much for those things. He continues and tells his son that he thinks it a sin because he cheated the buyer and he should go to confession. The kid goes to church and waits in the confessional. As the priest enters his side and sits, he opens the small confessional shelf door and says "what are your sin's to confess". the kid say
s "It's really dark in here" and the priest says "don't start that shit again"!
by MSKITTYNTHEDOG on April 25, 2010
This was very funny! We loved it!
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