The little Indian boy always curious about everything, asked his father how Indian babies came by their colorful and descriptive names.

His father said, "Ugh!  It's simple.  When a new baby is born, the father steps outside of the teepee and names the child after the first thing he sees."

"Like your brother, when he was born, I stepped outside and saw a magnificent eagle flying down the valley.  That's why he is named Soaring Eagle."

"And your little sister, the first thing I saw was the beautiful spring flowers, so I named her Little Blossom"

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking In The Snow?"