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       Posted by NEWNREADY Posted October 12, 2011 View Comments 5      
How do you unlock the door???

One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she says, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

"Well, give me some examples." says the man.

The lady explains, "Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn't for me either." Then she asks, "How do you unlock your door?"

"Well," said the man, "Before I do anything else, I lick the lock..."


by DISCREETGUY on October 23, 2011
Great joke!

by THREESOME on October 14, 2011
If I am in there, I say like that; " let's try the back door"  Explicit image available, join sdc.com to view

by NEWNREADY on October 13, 2011
LOL K & G...Love you guys!Explicit image available, join sdc.com to view

by PLAYFULCPLFL on October 13, 2011
A certain phrase comes to mind from a popular song (20 Fingers-Lick it) from the clubs back in the day...
"You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
You
gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .…
Baby work it"


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