The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mickand Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking aboutall sorts of things. Mick asks if Mars has a stock market, if they havelaptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up thesubject of sex."Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen."Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for thenight and experience one another.Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.He's got only a teeny, weeny Winkie - about half an inch long and just aquarter inch thick."I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen."Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?""Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!""No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's impressivelylong."Well," she says, "That's very good, but it looks like a long pencil, it'sstill pretty narrow....""No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, theMartian's member grows wider and wider until it's extremely exciting to thewoman."Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separateways. As they walk along, Mick asks, "Well, was it any good?""I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was amazingly good. How aboutyou?""It was horrible," Mick replies. "All I got was a headache. She keptslapping my forehead and pulling my ears."