TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL


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*A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL


Dallas ATC:  "Tower to Saudi Air  911--You are cleared to *

*land  eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  Acknowledge cleared to land on  
infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC !   DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!   WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! *



*INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:  "Well bless your hearts.  Y'all be careful now and tell
Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?**