Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather mini skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I workout everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36.What do you look like? Wellhung: I`m 6`3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I`m also wearing an old T-shirt, it`s got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells kind of funny. Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We`re in my bedroom. There`s soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I`m smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your huge swelling bulge. Wellhung: I`m gulping. I`m beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I`m pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now, I`m unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I`m moaning softly. Wellhung: I`m taking hold of your blouse and I`m sliding it softly off. Sweetheart: I`m throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off of my warm body. I`m rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and pulling. Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your blouse. I`m sorry. Sweetheart: That`s, OK. It wasn`t really too expensive. Wellhung: I`ll pay for it. Sweetheart: Don`t worry about it! I`m wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder. Wellhung: I`m fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it`s stuck. Do you have scissors? Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts, my nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I`m picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I`m arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your tongue all over me. Wellhung: I`m dropping the bra. Now I`m licking your, you know, breasts They`re neat! Sweetheart: I`m running my fingers through your hair. Now I`m nibbling your ear. Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart: WHAT?!? Wellhung: I`m so sorry. Really. Sweetheart: I`m wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the remains of my blouse. Wellhung: I`m taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it in the corner of the room. Sweetheart: OK. I`m pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung: I`m screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee! Sweetheart: I`m pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. Wellhung: I`m pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out and nibbling on you-- ummm, wait a second... Sweetheart: What`s the matter? Wellhung: I`ve got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I`m choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I`m having a coughing fit. I`m turning all red. Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help? Wellhung: I`m running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink! Wellhung: I`m drinking a cup of water. There, that`s better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I`m washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I`m aching for you lover. Wellhung: Now I`m drying the cup. I`m putting it back in the cabinet...and now I`m walking back to the bedroom. Wait - it`s dark, I`m lost. Where is the bedroom? Sweetheart: Last door on the left - at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. Sweetheart: I`m tugging off your pants. I want you so badly. Wellhung: Me too. Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart: Why don`t you take your glasses off? Wellhung: OK. But I can`t see very well. I`m placing my glasses on the nightstand. Sweetheart: I`m bending over the bed. Give it to me baby! Wellhung: I have to pee. I`m fumbling my way blindly to the bathroom... Sweetheart: Hurry back lover! Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it`s dark. I`m feeling around for the toilet and lift the lid. Sweetheart: I`m waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I`m done going. I`m feeling around for the flush handle. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What`s the matter now? Wellhung: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I`m walking back to the bed now. Blindly, feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung: Now I`m going to put my, you know, thing in your umm, woman`s thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it! Wellhung: I`m touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma`am, I`m having a little problem here. Sweetheart: I`m moving my ass back and forth. I can`t wait another second. Slide it in! Screw me! Wellhung: I`m flaccid. Sweetheart: WHAT?!? Wellhung: I`m limp. I can`t sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I`m standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I`m shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all floppy. I`m looking for my glasses to see what the problem is. Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I`m getting dressed, I`m putting on my underwear and my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait. I can`t find the night table. I`m reaching across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I`m buttoning my blouse. I`m putting on my shoes. Wellhung: Now I`ve found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain! The curtain is on fire! I`m pointing at it with a shocked look on my face! Sweetheart: Go to hell! I`m logging off, LOSER! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!