A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight
>  >> returning from Switzerland. She finds herself
>  >> seated next to a priest and asks" Excuse me
>  >> father, may I ask a favor of you?"
>  >>
>  >> "Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?"
>  >> he replies.
>  >>
>  >> "Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself,
>  >> a superbly sophisticated electronic hair razor.
>  >> I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well
>  >> over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear
>  >> they will confiscate it from me. Could you
>  >> perhaps secret it through Customs for me
>  >> under your robes?"
>  >>
>  >> "I certainly could my dear, only I must warn
>  >> you I really am not ever able to lie..."
>  >>
>  >> "You have such an honest face father, surely
>  >> they will never ask any questions of you," and
>  >> with that she hands him the hair remover.
>  >>
>  >> After landing they proceed through Customs
>  >> and it becomes the father's turn in line.
>  >>
>  >> "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
>  >> asks the Custom's officer.
>  >>
>  >> "From the top of my head to my waist I have
>  >> nothing to declare my son."
>  >>
>  >> Finding this answer a little strange the custom's
>  >> officer proceeds to ask, "And from the waist to
>  >> the floor, what do you have to declare?"
>  >> The father replies, "I have a marvellous little
>  >> instrument destined to be used on a woman,
>  >> but which has never yet been used..."
>  >>
>  >> Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right
>  >>through
>  >>father. Next!"
>