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       Posted by TEXASDOMTOO Posted July 3, 2006 View Comments 0      
Bring on your bad self!

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front  of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the  front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from
evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly  gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to  the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure  do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't."  said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked  Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
And  you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old  man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"





The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years".

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