June 20, 2009
Baseball with Bob & Bill
Bill & Bob are Life long Baseball fanatics. Little league, Pony League,etc growing up and of course then coaching, softball as adults. Watching the Dodgers (Los Angeles) all their life just filled their life. On one day, as they reached the ripe age of 85, Bill dies suddenly and Bob is besides himself with grief. Weeks go by and Bob just can't function. However he marshalls enough strength to attend a Dodger game to remember his friend. The game is fine but no one can relate to his grief or history of baseball knowledge. As Bob is walking, after the game, to his car, he hears...psst, psst..Bob and shocked asks who it is? The voice says Bill and Bob says "bullshit" he's dead. Bill insists it's him and says that "God was tired of him moping around and ordered him to come and cheer Bob up". Bob says, well what did Bill and I love all all our lives? Of course Bill says "that's easy-Baseball", so now Bob is convinced. He tell's Bill that he should know that the only thing that would cheer him up is if there is baseball in Heaven! Bill says; "Well buddy I have good news and bad news". Bill says yes there is baseball in Heaven. Bob says, "well what could possibly be the bad news then? Bill says "well buddy, your pitching friday"!
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