A desperate man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender thathe's had a terrible day and he just got fired. Bartender: Hey you look down, want to have some fun? Man: Sure, like what? Bartender: I'm going to pour you out 10 shots of Vodka, and Iwill give you 100 dollars to do a couple of things. Man: OK, what do I have to do? Bartender: You have to go outside and beat the hell out of thatRottweiler, that's the meanest dog I've ever seen. Man: OK, what else? Bartender: And after that, if you are able, you gotta goupstairs and have sex with that old woman. Man: It's a deal After the man had all 10 of his shots he stumbled away sayinghe'd be right back after he completed his first task.  30 minutes later he came back, bloody, cut, scraped, andscratched up like no other. The bartender's mouth dropped wideopen. Bartender: Wow! I can't believe you did it! Man: Me neither, now where's that old woman I have to beat up?