This Year's First Christmas Joke> > > Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the> pearly> gates.> "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess> something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."> > The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.> He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.> "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.> > The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.> He shook them and said, "They're bells."> > Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and> finally> pulled out a pair of women's panties.> > St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just> what> do those symbolize?? The man replied, "These are Carols."> > And So The Christmas Season Begins......>