This Year's First Christmas Joke
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> Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
> pearly
> gates.
> "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess
> something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
> He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
> "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
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> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
> He shook them and said, "They're bells."
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> Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
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> pulled out a pair of women's panties.
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> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
> what
> do those symbolize?? The man replied, "These are Carols."
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> And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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