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       Posted by BOBJANE77 Posted June 29, 2007 View Comments 0      
In here the text, description, location etcA guy goes into the public restroom and sees this other guy standing next to the
urinal looking a bit agitated.The man has no arms. As he`s standing
there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor
wretch is going to take a leak.He finishes and starts to leave
when the man asks the guy to help him out. Being a kind soul, he says,
"Ah, OK, sure, I´ll help you."The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"Well..........OK."Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?""Uh, yeah, OK."He  pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair
clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then
the guy asks him to point it for him, and so he points for him. "Could you,er.......shake it for me ,please ? Also would you tuck it away ,too ,please ?"He  then
shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.The guy tells him, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."He says, "No problem, but what the hell´s wrong with your dick?"The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don´t know, but sure as hell i ain´t touching it."

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